The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit. — @ThePunnyWorld
If for some odd reason I am forced to answer a phone call, I answer with “How did you get this number?”— @jakevig.bsky.social
If you’re going Black Friday shopping, please be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal if you record any fights. — @greg16676935420
Forget politics. Nothing divides a family like the word “pecan.”— @sixfootcandy
“Lunchables” is a good name because it doesn’t make any grandiose claims: “This is able to be eaten as lunch.” — @johnlyon.bsky.social
The weapon used to kill Lizzie Borden’s parents was a shingling hatchet, not an axe. Perhaps the whole thing was just a roofing mishap. — @saltymactavish.bsky.social
Early in any job interview, be sure to use the phrase “I always give 200%” so you can quickly gauge the panel’s tolerance for working with idiots. — @wheeltod.bsky
I’ve decided to search for my birth mother. I realize, of course, that I may never find her, but that’s the risk I took when I took her to IKEA. — les.martin.716 on Threads
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, or any other hands for that matter. Not a very chill move. — @donni.bsky.social
There are few words I feel more ambivalent about than “bottomless.” — @wildethingy
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