The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
She said, “Your skin is your biggest organ.” With a wink, I said, “Well, maybe your skin is your biggest organ.” Anyway, she’s been in the ladies’ room for like an hour and I’m starving. — @jackboot.bsky.social
Doctor: Are you sure? He WILL get bigger. Mrs. Cratchit: We’re naming him Tiny Tim. — @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
I get cardio by getting off the couch and walking right up to the tv screen to read the text messages a character sends or receives. — @thealexnevil.bsky.social
You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist. — @MoMohler
Like most people my age, I’m horrified at how bigoted people older than I am are and how woke everyone younger than I am is. And don’t get me started on people my age. — @wildethingy
After the third or fourth bald eagle you just have to admit to yourself, “These things taste awful.” — @jackboot.bsky.social
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing. — donni saphire @donni.bsky.social
In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes. —@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. — @BobGolen
“I’ll see what I can do.” Or as I also like to say, “I won’t be doing anything,” — @jakevig.bsky.social
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