The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
I’m not saying I’m old, but we made ashtrays for our parents in art class. — @__Kimberly1
Tu Youyou, winner of the 2015 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, is perhaps best known for being the most confusing person to sing “Happy Birthday” to. — unknown
Every dog is a greyhound if you’re a dog — @frovo.bsky.social
Me: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? The plumber: Knock yourself out. This is still gonna cost you $850. — @jackboot.bsky.socialMe: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? The plumber: Knock yourself out. This is still gonna cost you $850. — @jackboot.bsky.social
Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years? Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening. — @weekdayjokes
I’m all for inclusivity, but I draw the line at people different than me. — @dsonoiki
I just finished my taxes I’ll see you guys in 2-5 years. — @Bob_Janke
Do you think the person who coined the term “one hit wonder” ever came up with any other popular phrases? — @LloydLegalist
Your calculator history is probably more embarrassing than your browser history. — @iGreenGod
I’m never dating a damsel again. It’s just one crisis after another. — @kipconlon
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