You control Alberta’s entire provincial budget for 24 unhinged hours. What “essential” masterpiece are you funding?
A 3-month paid “Winter Recovery Leave” every year
62%
(329 votes)
A massive indoor beach with palm trees, waves, and zero slush
18%
(94 votes)
A province-wide “No Wind” forcefield (goodbye 90 km/h gusts forever)
12%
(66 votes)
Government-funded cowboy boot allowance for all residents
8%
(45 votes)
Total Votes: 534
