The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
I asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it. — @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
My favorite thing about my wife is that she is not shallow enough to pick a husband based on his looks. ΒΈ— @wildethingy
If I ask you if you need help cleaning up after a meal, don’t make it weird by saying yes. — @jakevig.bsky.social
The loudest sound ever heard was a volcano erupting in Krakatoa in 1883. The second loudest was my mom asking what size bra I wear in a TJ Maxx — themissymaker (threads)
Apparently the serving size for chips is 10 chips. Listen, I eat 10 chips while deciding if I even want chips. — @datejtease.bsky.social
“Sorry for the confusion” is a corporate phrase for “I fucked up but I want you to wonder if it was also a little bit your fault.” — shareef_taher_haha (Threads)
TV series idea: “The C Team.” It’s the early ‘80s. A group of earnest and whimsical but wildly mediocre misfits are on the run because they think they did something wrong. No one is actually after them. Every week, they visit a new town and fail to solve a problem or mystery. They often make things a little bit worse. — sailandhikeandfly (threads)
My boss is getting a little perturbed about my current excuse for everything “It must have gotten stuck in the Strait of Hormuz.” — @jakevig.bsky.social
The real lesson of “Little Red Riding Hood” is don’t body shame the elderly. — @benedictsred
Every ceiling fan I’ve ever used has five settings: 1. No, that’s the light. 2. I think I turned it off?? 3. No, it’s still going. 4. Okay, it finally stopped. 5. Apache war helicopter. — Mistermassey (Threads)
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