The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
One of my favorite argument maneuvers is when someone is in violent disagreement with me, and I say to the other person “I think we’re saying the same thing.” — @jakevig.bsky.social
Hope lies in dreams, in imagination, and in the courage to click on “Here’s everything we know about your favorite show’s next season” links, knowing full well it just says, “We actually don’t know anything.” — @madrigal.bsky.social
I’m annoyed at the Thursday version of me for making plans for the Sunday version of me. — @difficultpatty
I disagree with everything Trump says and does, but falling asleep in meetings is something I can fully get behind. — @tokyosexwhale
The numbers don’t lie. Anyone who “lights up the room,” eventually gets murdered. — @WilliamAder
Detective: So they were fast as lightning and fought with expert timing. Anything else? Me: Did I mention that, in fact, it was a little bit frighteni-- Detective: Yeah, you said that. — @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
What does “lest” mean? I forget. — @wildethingy
You know very well, autocorrect, that I was never ass king. — @wildethingy
The price of gas is so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me. — @ThrillaRilla369
The H in Jesus H .Christ stands for Herbert. — @stevesuckington.bsky.social
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