The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
The quick brown fox did some other shit too, but nobody ever wants to talk about that. — @autogynefiles
When I can’t sleep, it feels like a message from God telling me to look at my phone. — @sliceofwife.bsky.social
Glass is a poor choice for slippers. Doesn’t breathe. Terrible traction when dancing with princes. — @AnneHatfieldVO
The parents at this eighth grade graduation mass are acting like they’ve never seen someone drinking out of a flask before. — @nayele18maybe
Whenever I am concluding doing business with someone, I ask “was it a pleasure doing business with me?” — @jakevig.bsky.social
What’s a movie everyone recommends to you but you’ve never seen? Mine’s the safety video for this forklift I’m operating. — @VibesBummer
Why wait until you own a boat? Name your fridge. — @_NatalieWould
I just got kicked out of a wine tasting for saying “these taste the same” after every one I tried. — @Bob_Janke
People crying about stepping on Legos have clearly never heard of jacks. — unknown
It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way. — @MelvinofYork
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