The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
I still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving." — @granttanaka.bsky.social
Not all heroes wear capes and not all who wear capes are heroes. For example, Dracula is kind of an asshole. — @MelvinofYork
Sure, it was awkward when my phone went off in church and started playing “Highway to Hell,” but I wouldn’t say it RUINED your mother’s funeral. — @johnlyon.bsky.social
My 68-year-old mother is helping my 94-year-old grandma recover from an email hack. It's like watching a monkey play cards with a horse. — @jzux
Explaining to a child that we're mortal and that death is inescapable is probably, for me, the hardest part of being a party clown. @jess_cavers
If I'm drunk enough to "do a little dance" I'm probably too drunk to "make a little love.” — @MelvinofYork
Maybe your baby is crying because he fears he’s already becoming you. — @DamonHunzeker
Young Neil deGrasse Tyson: *slaps book out of his mother’s hand* “Clearly the hat is ON the cat!” — @frovo.bsky.social
Good lets you sleep at night, but the real money is in evil.— @jakevig.bsky.social
Don't forget to add "Just sayin’" to your clever little comment. — @yonewt
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