What the hell, we say. You can make shit up as well as we can. So you tell us: Where in the world have those cwazy bugs been?
Attending the Catch-a-Poo world championship (Poo-catchers: meet your gods).
Delivering donuts to the nice Caltrans boys working so hard in Richardson's Grove to make Humboldt County Walmart-ready. Wait. They're not??
This option would be any escaped prisoner/warden's wife scenario of your choosing.
Having our way with the Bon Bon's blow-up doll, which bears a curious and somewhat troubling resemblance to Ralph Faust.
Waiting for Mark Lovelace to just shut the fuck up.
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