The first thing I do when I wake up, is to grab my pair of glasses, otherwise the world is very hazy... (-;
Feed two lovely cats.
Le pappe per gli adorati gatti! (IT)
Actually, I first go to the bathroom... so I can run back to bed, grab my netbook, and check email and RSS while still lying for half an hour or so.
No option for wake and bake.
beej. or something of the like
pipe and a crepe.
smoke and a pancake
If ever there was a poll that needed an "all of the above" this is it. But, for the sake of answering the question, we'll say "Grab the Cellphone" because it's literally the first thing I physically do in the morning.
I checked "Hop on the laptop / desktop" but I actually check email, weather and facebook from my iPod Touch. Sometimes on the weekends I will read my Kindle for a while before getting up.