We combed through the nearly 100 entries and selected our favorites for you to cast your vote. So have it, and may the best horse win!

A) “I love the smell of cotton candy in the morning.” 5%
B) “They keep trying to make Opera appeal to younger audiences, but it’s not working out.” 11%
C) “I’m tellin’ ya, ‘Merry-Go-Round of the Valkeries’ is going to be the most popular ride at Wagner-land. Even more popular than the ‘Here Comes the Bride Log Flume!’” 17%
D) “You think this is bad? The boys have to re-enact the conquering of Newfoundland on paddleboats!” 12%
E) “Crazy? Definitely. Over? Not until I sing.” 13%
F) “Thank you for coming; we’ll be in touch. Next horse, please!” 10%
G) “This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I heard about the ‘Ride of the Valkyries…’” 21%
H) “Yeah, Alexander said Bucephalus bucked him for the last time.” 7%
I) “He Looks good, but I’m still not getting that ‘smell of napalm in the morning.’” 4%

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