Who's Gonna Call Joe Buck a Cocksucker.com Connoisseur Next?
(Mavs millionaire owner is loose cannon; the pick)
(if Cuban is Wile E. Coyote, Jones is Yosemite Sam; strong contender)
(years of pent-up rage stemming from Isotoner endorsement lousy call; looms as possible upset)
(rumored to be mulling possible political career as Republican candidate; stranger things have happened)
(see Elway; odds doubled in light of off-putting Christian fervor)
(consummate ladies' man; possessed only of smoove '70s bedroom vocab, Broadway Joe would never, no matter how stoked on scotch, say "cocksucker.com")
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