2012 - too much asplodey!
The Road - too grim!
TV series Jericho - why did anybody watch that?
28 Days Later sequels - how do you make sequels to the end of the world?
On the Beach - after this classic 1950s movie, everything else was poop.
I Am Legend - those disease zombies were weak!
Doomsday - everybody wants to wall of Scotland anyway, so it wasn't really an apocalypse
Children of Men - not enough asplodey!
Southland Tales - what was that?!
Zombieland - now that zombie movies are emo nerdfests, the apocalypse means nothing
Current season of Supernatural - after we see the muscle cars of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, obviously it's the end of The End
War of the Worlds - Tom Cruise is enough to destroy anything, including global destruction