Plans & Pricing
Which is the funniest caption for the October Caption Contest?
You might need this, but remember it'll be subtracted from your $7.50 an hour rate along with that soda.
Things are a little tight this year. Just be thankful you got a bonus at all.
The Partners have sent me to see how many Doc Reviewers it does take to screw in a light bulb.
Rajiv and Manu in Bangalore need the light bulb in order to review the documents. Even when we mail light bulbs over there it's still a cost savings ...
We try to foster a healthy work environment here. So, we decided to provide you doc monkeys with light... You know, so you can see the cockroaches.
Firms get creative in finding space for the few remaining associates as it continues to sublet its office space to increase partner profits.
I thought rats could see in the dark.
Good morning Junior Associate. This should make your office look a little bit more like the gorgeous, wood paneled office we promised you before the recession started - A 30 watt bulb !
Congratulations! Your negotiation for a light bulb was successful. The team is still considering your request for bathroom privileges.
The client will be visiting the office shortly. Can't have them see you!
Any idea how these work? We axed maintenance in February.
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