Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front.
Because without them both Brave New World could not have been written.
Because one has flapping fits and the other fitting flaps.
Because one is good for writing books and the other better for biting rooks.
Because a writing-desk is a rest for pens and a raven is a pest for wrens.
Because "raven" contains five letters, which you might equally well expect to find in a writing-desk.
Because they are both used to carri-on de-composition.
Because they both tend to present unkind bills.
Because they both have a flap in oak.
Beacuse it bodes ill for owed bills.
Because they each contain a river--Neva and Esk.
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