Best bumper sticker philosophy
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.
In case of Rapture... can I have your car?
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
I found Jesus! He was under the couch cushions the whole time.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Sorry I'm late! I was at Satchels!
My kid can beat up your honor student.
I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES!
Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes.
I like grapes.
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