What is Christian Weston Chandler's sexuality? (Poll Closed)

  • Straight
    5%
    140 votes

     
  • Gay
    60%
    1,686 votes

     
  • Bisexual
    7%
    198 votes

     
  • Animal
    9%
    240 votes

     
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
    20%
    554 votes

     

Posted 9 years.

89 Comments

  • Your neighbour - 8 months ago

    He's a bi now but I still think he prefers hedgehogs.

  • Macaulay Culkin - 9 years ago

    Everybody knows Christian Christopher Weston Chandler is gay!! Only gay men use axe products! I should know,as I am a homosexual! I have the biggest crush on Chris right now,do you guys think he would be willing to have some hot sexy hanky panky with me? His sweet gay butthole is my reason for living!

  • Theabalone crew - 9 years ago

    Can people please stop making mention of the fact Chris drinks cum puts dildos in his A hole and wears womens underwear.
    There is nothing suspicious about that and all true and honest fans of chris will always trust chris, even when he runs about his room on you tibe with no clothes on doing monty python sketches.

    And stop mentioning he has my little pony collection and plays with childrens toys! and cant keep down a job or keep fit, or draw.

    Although i do notice chris has no closet in his room meaning he must already be out!
    shit he is gay!!
    100% true!!
    proof!!

  • Gay from Uzbekistan - 9 years ago

    Hello morning to you Christian Weston Chandler. I am Sexy male age 22 from Uzbekistan i have been watch you face on youtube whilst i enjoying my jack off.

    You and man with big mustachio are both best big gay icons in Uzbekistan.

    Much love to gay icon Christian Weston Chandler. I am love big style time.

    LOVE much time

    Kiss kiss time Chris

    Can you please show your anal dildo on youtube thanks

  • Bill - 9 years ago

    If there was a level beyond gay like a super gay or ultra mega gay I'd vote that but I suppose gay's the closest to what he actually is so yeah he's a bender alright

  • lol - 9 years ago

    look at all the butthurt (literally) homosexuals on here crying because CWC is intelligent enough to dislike gays just like anyone with a healthy brain should.

  • Captain - 9 years ago

    How the fuck did 75 (at the time of this comment) people think Chris was straight?

    He obviously has strong homo-gay tendencies, although I put him as Bi due to his interaction with Megan.

  • Cthulhu - 9 years ago

    Sonic, and check out this awsome site!

  • D-J.. - 9 years ago

    hmm let me gues hmm yep fucking GAY!!!

  • Chris' secret - 9 years ago

    Why do you deny your true feelings for me Chris? After our night of passion you held me close and cried while telling me how much you loved me.

  • Adil Nagiyev - 9 years ago

    People of Azərbaycan LOVE Mr. Christian Weston Chandler very much.

    He is homosexual icon in Azərbaycan. Homosexual people see him as idol in azərbaycan. He is very famous in Türkiye as well.

    yes, i am homosexual and CWC should come visit to azərbaycan. azərbaycani gay people will give CWC very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very warm welcome!

    PLZ VISIT MY COUNTRY CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER!

    NE MUTLU TÜRK'ÜM DİYENE!!!

    cCc

  • Dann Woolf - 9 years ago

    None of the above.

    He's a Chris-sexual.

  • Chris is a Faggo-Sexual - 9 years ago

    I voted gay. Only because I know full well, that perfectly straight men buy anal beads, dildos, and sex dolls. Owns a collection of My little Ponies, wears clothing donated by Ringling Bros. Circus, drinks their own sperm, has homo-erotic thoughts throughout the day about asses and dicks, wears womens underwear and garments, enjoys mostly female company, and hates all males in the world. Also fantasices about fucking dogs. Yes, this indeed implies what a straight, hetero-sexual male does on a daily basis, and not at all any indication of a massively gay individual.

    Oh chris, you card!

  • Owaka - 9 years ago

    Lets see, he drinks his own baby batter, he owns both a dildo AND anal beads and has been known to talk about which fruite or vegetables to stick up his anus, oh and not forgetting the rants at how being homosexual is bad, almost like if he says it enough times he might actualy convince himself.

    He's gay, no doubt about it. Whats worse is he's a in-the-closet and ashamed gay. And lets face it, if he could, he would be gay with Sonic!

  • Herbie S. - 9 years ago

    Obviously Gay he drinks his own sploodge and ha a dildo come on guys

  • Mr. Magoo - 9 years ago

    He's a GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYbian

  • CrapShoot - 9 years ago

    I'd figure bisexual, though heavy preference to men.

  • Cem Ali Demiroğlu - 9 years ago

    I vote christian weston chandler as gay , because I love him very much as homosexual male.

    Please cwc please to come to TURKEY I can ınvıtate you...

    You can stay my home....

    I KISS YOU!!!!!!

  • Wild Sonichu - 9 years ago

    I once walked in on father puttig his vibrator back together and then putting it in hs ass, he's definetly gay.

  • Andreas - 9 years ago

    Hmmm
    Drinks cum CHECK
    Says things like boyfriend free girl CHECK
    Wears large flamboyant jewelry medallions CHECK
    Owns a dildo CHECK
    is scared he will go to hell for being gay CHECK

    HES GAY no doubt at all!

  • Snooping as Usual I See - 9 years ago

    You're not fooling anyone you know.

  • Generic GSN Fan - 9 years ago

    *Millionaire

    Sorry for the typo.

  • Your Generic GSN Fan - 9 years ago

    It depends on who you're talking about. The TRUE and HONEST CWC is married to a woman. The guy posing as CWC is gay. He may have a thing for Kitty and Sonic, but that still makes him gay.

    If you excuse me, I've got to curse at my TV for seeing Carnie Wilson instead of my dang repeat of "Who Wants to Be a Millioniare?" and ask Comcast to take GSN (starts flailing arms) OFF! THE! LINE-UP!

  • PINGASPINGASPINGASPINGASPINGASPINGASPINGASPINGASPI - 9 years ago

    Chris wants hedgehog PINGUS

  • Jivin - 9 years ago

    Nigga u gay

  • PI - 9 years ago

    I say either Bi or animal. He shows that he does have straight tendencies and gay tendencies its obvious if you read sonichu that there are gay undertones I mean its obvious magi wants to bone wild. However his love quests show he also want to fuck girls. ON the animal side I say their are signs he's at the very least a furry with the shit he writes. Chris furfaggotry is wrong repent now!

  • P.K. - 9 years ago

    I was stuck between gay and animal. I mean, Chris is clearly into beastiality, I mean he's always drawing Sonichus and Rosechus (which are two different species!) AND he said he would have sex with a dog (that's probably how Patti died).

    He's also clearly gay, I mean why does he always draw sonichus naked but the rosechus fully clothed? And why does he always talk about fighting to stay staight, like he's gonna fall off the wagon and start sucking dick.

    But since you can't cast 2 votes I did what I always do in this situation and flipped a coin. Gay it is.

  • AntiCWCvilleClub - 9 years ago

    I voted animal, since he admitted hes an ANIMAL FUCKER. No wonder Patti died you fatass. Chris you're fat, you have always been, you are in denial because your fatass of a mother cuddled you. Hell my parents at least tell me what I need to do and thats why I have someone..unlike you.

    There should of been an IT option, thats what Chris is. An IT.

    Chris, you should of read my email Sega or Nintendo might be sueing your for your alleged copyrighted character, you can thank me when they do.

    Seriously,

    AntiCWCvilleClub

    RIP Patti Chandler, we now know you've been raped and murdered by Christian himself.

  • A PERSON - 9 years ago

    I voted bi. There is documented evidence of him owning a dildo, but he has shown straight tenancies in the past. But, just because someone owns a dildo does not mean they are gay!

  • Crambler - 9 years ago

    Theres gay men who act straighter than him

  • Marco Harrison - 9 years ago

    I say bi.

  • I'M SO DAMN SICK OF ALL YOU A**HOLES CALLING ME GAY! YOU NEED TO ALL SUICIDE, DIE, SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL! I'M STRAIGHT, GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN F***ING DUMB SKULLS! PATTI WAS FEMALE WHEN I HAD SEX WITH HER, BUT SHE'S A DOG SO I'M STILL A VIRGIN! I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY OWN FATHER, THAT'S DISGUSTING! I NEVER STALKED MEGAN, THAT DAMN DIRTY ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA LIES I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THOSE COMIC PAGES! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PARTNER IN THIS LIFE AND MY CAT REFUSES TO LET ME F*** HER, SO I'M STUCK! YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE, JUST BECAUSE I DRINK MY OWN SEMAN AND FUCK MY PETS DOESN'T MAKE ME A BAD PERSON! ALL I WANT IS A PRETTY SWEETHEART WHO WILL GIVE BIRTH TO MY BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL, THAT'S IT, IS THAT SO HARD? YOU PEOPLE NEED TO F***ING DIE, AND QUIT READING ASPERCHU, IT'S SO POORLY DRAWN, IT CANNOT MATCH MY AMAZING ARTISTIC SKILLS. PERIOD. I'M ALSO NO LONGER FAT, SO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT, I'M STRAIGHT, I'M FIT, AND I FUCK MY CATS, DEAL WITH IT YOU FILTHY TROLLS!

  • M - 9 years ago

    Chris is probably asexual, but trying to feign sexuality. Or bisexual, but in denial.

    It's a lot more FUN to say he's gay, and the guy is hilariously faggy for a homophobe, but I don't think he really is gay.

    However if he has sexual feelings at all, yeah... he has them for men as well. I just don't think exclusively so.

    But nah, he's not gay. What kind of gay guy would dress in clown clothes like that?

  • Maddie - 9 years ago

    Chris is obviously gay. Probably the only gay person that I hate, too.

  • Darkfox Fangclaw - 9 years ago

    Christian Weston Chandler is a gay fox furry like me! =^.~=

  • Silvana - 9 years ago

    I agree with Frank- I don't think that Chris really has a sexuality. I think he's asexual and is just going through the motions because he wants to belong. Asexuality does not mean that you dislike sexual pleasure, just that you don't really want to have sex with anyone. If Chris really wanted to have sex, he'd have found or paid someone to have sex with him. I think that subconciously he trips himself up on purpose because it's not the sex he wants.

    But I chose animal because he loves Sonic, Pikachu & Sonichu, which can all be viewed as seperate animals.

  • Big Jim - 9 years ago

    I had gay sex with robert chandler while chris watched and jacked his dick. He dranked everyones cumuppance that day. So chris is a flamming faggot

  • Rosechu - 9 years ago

    Theres semen in my quills!

  • Pineapple Man - 9 years ago

    I think Chris only loves himself. Everything he does is simply so that he can feel pleasure; he can't comprehend love past his own selfish ego. It's all HIM HIM HIM. So I think there should have been an autosexual option, since he's just so damn selfish.

    'course, it IS pretty damn suspicious how he feels the need to shout "I like vagina!" at people. That doesn't really prove straightness. Makes a guy sound like a homo.

  • Frank - 9 years ago

    Sure it would have been funny to vote 'gay' but I actually think that Chris is asexual and is just putting on this stupid "straight" act. He definitely doesn't act like a straight man, but I don't think he has any capability to understand true intimicy. Instead he's just going to become more and more self-absorbed, despite the best efforts of the internet to make him see sense.

    So I voted Sonic the Hedgehog, because I think that's the only thing Chris has ever really loved.

  • Twitter - 9 years ago

    I love how gay-boy is advertising this poll on his Twitter account, way to go faggot.

  • Georgie - 9 years ago

    Chris is obviously a homosexual, I mean what straight guy singss "Smell Yo dick"?

  • MrBloog - 9 years ago

    He drank his own juice, he is definitely gay and a animal for being so large.

  • Patti Chandler - 9 years ago

    Numerous times I walked in on Chris and Bob having gay sex.

  • Boodle - 9 years ago

    I almost clicked Sonic, but then remembered that Sonic has a penis & that would put him solidly in the "gay" bar. Or maybe I should have picked animal...

  • Sourdough Region - 9 years ago

    I voted Sonic for shits and giggles, but like someone else said, autosexual is the best option. Chris has only one true love, and everything he does (including trying to attract a boyfriend-free girl) is done solely for the pleasure of that person.

  • Randok - 9 years ago

    I would've voted gay animal if that was possible. Oh well, gay is closer.

  • Megan Schroeder - 9 years ago

    Gay or not I still voted gay. Thats what he deserves for trying to rape me.

  • Bob Chandler - 9 years ago

    Thats a damn lie Barb! Our retard son only likes ass! HOMO MALE ASS! But not niggo ass.

  • Barbara Chandler - 9 years ago

    My son is bisexual! Not only does he enjoy his bonding activities with his dad he also enjoyed sticking his duck between my fat folds!How did you think it got bent like that?

  • Pokey - 9 years ago

    It's more complicated than the survey suggests, but animal is the closest to the truth. The pokemon engage in what could be called furporn. Also, there's the sexualized furry version of Patti. What's especially telling is that he went into RAGE MODE over Jormungand because it was a much more respectful, nonsexualized version of a dog. BTW, Jormungand is awesome, and I'm not just saying this to piss off Chris.

    In the absence of animals, Chris is bisexual, leaning more towards gay.

  • Gordon - 9 years ago

    I don't even know who this is. Are we talking about that dude in the brown stripes or Mr.Anderson ? I think Anderson is gay, but the honest and true CWC is straight and he's even MARRIED.

  • Robert Chandler - 9 years ago

    My son is very gay, me and Christian have had some quality father and son time. And by that i mean my penis in his mouth and or ass, sometimes i slip a finger in one of his free holes

  • Cylde - 9 years ago

    Chris is one gay ass nigga. He be having some sex with Blue Spike, that actually makes him a pedo..

  • CWC IS GAY - 9 years ago

    Chris is far in the closet he is finding chrismas presents. ACCEPT BEING GAY CHRIS YOU CANT HID WHAT YOU ARE

  • John - 9 years ago

    When I first found out about Chris he convinced me he was STRAIGHT.

    But as time has gone on I became suspicious because how could such a good looking man be a virgin for such a long time if they were looking and then I noticed he protested like A LOT about how he was not gay and you know what they say about people that protest too much...

    So if you are reading this Christian - It's okay to be gay!

    Come out of the closet already, a lot of guys would be interested in being your sweetheart. ;3

  • Admiral Ackbar - 9 years ago

    From my experience, people who have to scream that they love vaginas to prove themselves to be straight are really gay.

  • Notsew - 9 years ago

    He is D*** STRAIGHT and anyone who dares to Mislabel him otherwise deserves to Go To Hell, even though they already will for being Homo! CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS STRAIGHT! HE LOVES WOMEN! HE LOVES VAGINAS!

  • jclown - 9 years ago

    He's in denial, of course. What straight man would have to resort to such lengths just to prove something as simple as ones sexuality?

    Really, all he's trying to do is fool himself. That Sailor Moon poster can only do so much, Chris.

  • Christian Weston Chandler - 9 years ago

    Disregard dat. I SUCK Cocks.

  • Dicks In My Ass - 9 years ago

    Chris u fat retard you smell like shit and your mother is a slack jaw whore

  • Billy Dee Williams - 9 years ago

    Of course chris is gay, look at how he dresses

  • Christian Weston Chandler - 9 years ago

    You KILLED the Chaotic Combo and SET ME ON FIRE in the despicable Asperchu comic WHICH I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT.

    YOU and Alec, Mao, and Sean show a lot of hate not only to me but the City of CWCville when you MISREPRESENT me and my characters in YOUR comics.

  • OJ Da Jewmane - 9 years ago

    Chris got stupid fruity crazy autism! Dat nigga fruity, mane! AY! AY! AY! OKAY!

  • Evan - 9 years ago

    I didn't make Asperchu, and neither did Sean or Mao. We both wholeheartedly support it, however.

    STOP MISINTERPRETING US, "CHRISTIAN". Also, you're totally Sonic the Hedgehog-sexual, we all know it.

  • AntiCWCvilleClub - 9 years ago

    Chirs is obviously a homosexual. Since hes so homophobic and most homophobes ARE HOMOSEXUALS.

    By the way Chris I actually emailed Nintendo and Sega about you and they transfered you to their legal departments. Sega also calls Sonichu an ALLEGED CHARACTER!

    You can thank me!

  • Neil Harris - 9 years ago

    Obviously he is gay. Look at the homosexual themes in Sonichu. My homosexual friends and I love it.

  • Christian Weston Chandler - 9 years ago

    For the Last Time, I AM STRAIGHT GODD***IT!

    Here's some advice for Alec, Evan, Sean, and Mao for making that Grotesque Low-Resolution Blocky-Style Asperchu, SUICIDE, DIE, GO TO HELL!

  • mangina - 9 years ago

    My vote would be for Manga Blowup Dolls.

  • Fan of Fans - 9 years ago

    He is STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT! DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE OTHERWISE!

  • True Fan - 9 years ago

    As a TRUE and HONEST fan of Sonichu, I can say Chris is very gay, he even helped me come out of the closet. Thank you Chris!

  • Dr. Richard Balls - 9 years ago

    Anybody that homophobic is clearly a self-loathing closet homosexual. I rest my case.

  • Double-chin Hardon Duckhandler - 9 years ago

    There needs to be an option for Autosexual. It's obvious from his comics that Chris is sexually attracted to himself.

  • God - 9 years ago

    He loves the duck and the pickles

  • Emily - 9 years ago

    FUCK! I accidently voted straight! He's definetely animals, one time he even said he would be willing to fuck a Lassi type dog!

  • Bunito - 9 years ago

    Chris is too much of an ego whore to care about sonic anymore. Now he's just a homo and he knows he is. A sailor moon poster and a sub to play boy don't prove anything

  • Jake - 9 years ago

    CWC fucking loves pickles.

  • sonichuhero - 9 years ago

    Clearly he's gay. Why else would his comic have so many homosexual undertones? Hell, if it wasn't for the homosexual message in sonichu I probably would have left it's fanbase like so many of you.

  • Ted Thompson - 9 years ago

    Obviously animals. We all know what he liked to do with Patti and some peanut butter duck... How else do you think his dick got bent like that?

  • Anders Eklund - 9 years ago

    I would say he is bisexual but it's obvious that he prefers males.

  • Steve - 9 years ago

    Dick is bent as a result of a failed Clone Love manouver.
    (Protip: Most of his once-massive dick evaporated off during the cloning phase. What is left is the melted remains of a better, gayer time. This is why he hides from other men and 'appears' to want a female, knowing he will never get one.)

  • Bionichu - 9 years ago

    I just noticed this poll is about his sexuality instead of his being. In that case I still vote animal, Chris just loves him some Patti.

  • Bionichu - 9 years ago

    Straight, Gay, and Bisexual all imply human, which Chris very clearly isn't. He's too slow in the mind to be Sonic, so I voted for "Animal".

  • Shirley Toole - 9 years ago

    Oops i accidentally voted straight. I thought this was a poll about the creator of Asperchu. Could someone discount my vote?

  • Iroqouis Plisskin - 9 years ago

    Any man who owns a dildo is p. gay

  • deltafoverdeltax - 9 years ago

    dick is bent from a failed spin-dash maneuver

  • Magi-chan Sonichu - 9 years ago

    My psychic powers tell me that Chris is extremely gay.

  • someone - 9 years ago

    First poster is onto something. Chris is clearly gay for Sonic.

  • Xavier Pendragon - 9 years ago

    Its obviously Sonic.

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