Why do you worship Science?
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
None may come to the Universal Laws except through Science.
It is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
It has utterly destroyed all other gods.
The Earth, Cosmos, Life, and Nature goddesses call to me.
Darwin made me do it.
I have had ecstatic experiences in which I have spoken in the jargon of Scientists.
So many martyrs died for the cause of Science.
The Internet testifies to its power and glory.
Science has taken away all my sins and set me free.
Without the testimony of Science, it is impossible to accept the Bible as true.
It provides everything we need.
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