This is such an incredibly difficult question to answer. Every Weezer song named after a person is a great song. This was a close call between Susanne and Miss Sweeney for me, though Jamie and Mykel & Carli are great too.
I would vote for Miss Sweeney. That song is downright amazing! The lyrics are adorable and i've got to say that it's one of my top favorites for a Weezer song!
"Miss Sweeney" for me. Such a great song.