How do you want to solve the white asparagus shortage?
Locate the faulty gene and inject green aliens with a retrovirus which will turn them albino. Call it the "White Plague."
Stop lying to vegetarians and cease mutilating aliens with their consent.
Switch entirely to mock asparagus and let the albinos suffer through trip-fall hazards
Experiment on the albinos until they can regrow their lost appendages
Don't just take a few off, take them all and silence the victims.
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