How Did The iPhone Of The Future End Up In A Redwood City Bar

Come on, like you wouldn't fuck someone who was all "hey, baby, my iPhone ain't even in stores yet." 6% (14 votes)
Occam's Razor! There's no rule saying Apple employees can't get as sloppy drunk and lose shit. 23% (53 votes)
But I bet there is a rule about getting sloppy drunk and losing under-wraps devices. Some nerd wants a "How I fucked my life up in public by losing the new iPhone" book deal. 13% (30 votes)
It's a PR plant and you stupid sheep are all falling for it. Why must I be surrounded by idiots? 58% (133 votes)

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