How Did Cake Spontaneously Appear at John Scalzi's Door?
The cake fairies! Yay! Cake fairies!
A new initiative by the Obama administration to deliver tasty cake to every American household
Bradford Ohio the nexus of a multidimensional gateway to the Cake Universe
The cake is a lie, and the frosting is at the very least a damned equivocation
Reverse psychology from the National Pie Foundation
Because the night before he looked in the mirror and said the words "Tasty Cake!" three times
OH MY GOD THE NINJA BAKERS HAVE FOUND US RUN
Placed there by milk men who will come to the door midway through cake consumption and charge extortionate rates for their creamy beverage
The Ghlaghghee Fan Club wildly misinterpreting their icon's desires
What's the big deal? Who DOESN'T receive spontaneously appearing cake these days?
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