If the Tevatron were to discover the Higgs boson before the LHC does, that would be:

Hilarious. After years of LHC hype, being beaten to the punch would serve them right. 41% (106 votes)
A travesty. American accelerators are not allowed to discover bosons, only fermions, dammit. 17% (43 votes)
I don't care which of them finds it, so long as somebody does, and we can stop hearing about the damn thing all the time. 33% (86 votes)
I hope neither of them find the Higgs, or anything else new. I'm rooting for particle physics to crawl into its own navel and disappear. 7% (17 votes)
If the who discovers the what before the who, now? I'm just here for the baby pictures and soccer commentary. 2% (5 votes)

Total Votes: 257

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