Witchcraft - she'll live forever!

Nuffin'. She's the one and only Rekha, bitches! She got powers.

Exercise - sorry tub o' ice cream! You and I are done.

Photoshop - pffft! You people are so gullible!

Vampire - she's Bella in Twilight but Edward ran off with his wife and kids, the bastard!

Love - needling your ex does wonders for your skin!

Moisturizer - made of dead babies and unicorn tears

Khoon Bhari Maang - Tom Alter is the best plastic surgeon evah!

Minions - she has a team of oompa loompas taking care of her every pore

Voodoo - black magic womannnnn! Sing it!

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