That is a great question Big Dave... Actually, I just had something happen to me the other day. I wake up next to a heffer (a big girl) I am at first disappointed in myself for thinking about WTF did I do last nite.... My brain was going a million miles an hour and I got to thinking. Big girls try harder right? Well anyways I had her make a big breakfast seeming as she needed to eat soon. Soon after I had to take a shit. Why not try to get a blumpkin! (A blumpin is where you get a blowjob while taking a shit...) Got my first blumpkin! It was everything I had imagined... and then I asked her to reach around and wipe my ass gently with a soft tissue.... So long story short. Get a fat chick to wipe your ass... Hope this helps!