Which is the worst excuse for a Christmas song?
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause (talk about emotionally scarring childhood moments)
Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey (if you don't believe me, google it)
Do You Hear what I Hear? (apparently Herod didn't try to kill Jesus as a baby, he wanted to give him silver and gold as he shivered in the cold)
Santa Baby (don't try to seduce St. Nicholas, it's just wrong)
Little Drummer Boy (if you can give me definitive evidence that there was a kid with a snare drum at the nativity, I will move to Minnesota in a blizzard)
My Favorite Things (brown paper packages tied up with string is the closest connection, but watch out when that dog bites or when that bee stings)
Last Christmas (George Michael singing bitterly about winter heartbreak = not Christmas-ish, and kinda awkward)
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