For Christmahannukwanzakah, I want
A generous Xanax prescription and some extremely good wine. Mazel tov!
World peace
To win the lottery and then do a huge Slater when I resign from this nest of vipers
Every i-gadget I don't already have, to impress everyone at work. Since apparently my legal acumen isn't doing the job.
My office building to mysteriously explode (while no one is in it, of course)
A 2-week vacation to somewhere that absolutely has no interwebs or cell phone connection
A honking huge new TV with all the bells and whistles, so I can better collapse in front of it for 10 minutes before I pass out from exhaustion.
A life not owned by sociopathic hamster brains
Hope
A new career that gets me as far away from law as possible while not actually starving
To have the crazy partner I work for JUST ONCE recognize that skipping a funeral so I can bill more hours is just not right
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