Attention children of Gotham: I will be punching any of you dressed as The Joker this Halloween. And Robin gets your candy. Carry on.
The Bat-Signal is currently experiencing higher-than-normal use. Please, try calling for help later.
Attention Justice League. One of you parked your INVISIBLE JET on my car. That is all.
Please don’t throw your panties. They get stuck on my ears.
I just discovered I’m Oprah’s half-brother.so I’m outta here! Peace out!!
Where are you people up there going? SIT DOWN. I’m not done explaining the Crisis yet!
And before we start the performance, I’d just like to ask you guys to please stop posting my number on Craigslist. It’s not funny anymore, CLARK.
Well that’s it. I’m taking any more calls until the Joker loses his phone privileges at Arkham.