Hugh Grant vs. Colin Firth: What will happen? (Poll Closed)

• Firth beats Grant to a bloody pulp, Grant leaves forever
  9%
   
• Grant knocks Firth unconscious, then chased from Pemberley
  5%
   
• Willoughby screams "FIGHT!" and everyone watches excitedly
  9%
   
• Caroline thinks they're fighting over her and breaks it up
  9%
   
• Firth wins, then gets Catherine Morland a new diary
  32%
   
• Grant is forced to confess, publicly in writing, use of Corin Filth pen name
  36%