Plans & Pricing
Once May 21st comes and goes and nothing happens, the Rapturites will:
Claim that Harold Camping, the group's intellectual leader, forgot to carry a zero and was off by 1000 years. Come back next millenium.
Claim that God has informed them that the incredible faith of their small group has motivated God, in his infinite mercy, to spare the sinners. For now.
Claim that the Rapture did in fact occur, and that the souls of the Saved have in fact been Raptured. The bodies of these Christians are simply being commandeered by high-quality replica souls.
Frantically avoid the issue, change the subject, obfuscate, and/or go into hiding from interviews and inquiries.
(hopefully not) Rapture themselves (i.e., mass suicide). (Seriously, don't do this)
Simply admit that they were in error and maybe need to rethink a few things.
Posted 8 years.
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