Hair Help: Who's Barnet Should Wayne Go For?

Why he oughta ape Simon Cowell's bottle brush 'do 26%

How about a fine thatch like Prince Harry? The colour is right too 25%

Beiber Fever! I'd like to see those side-swiped fringes on the Man U pitch 32%

Rusty Rockets for Wayne, he should Brand himself Russell-style 11%

Other - tell ya in a comment 5%

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