What would make the best birthday present?
Seven league boots that give you agonizingly itchy foot fungus.
A yak that coughs up golden hairballs but that can never leave your bedroom.
A cloak that makes you invisible, but only when no one else is around.
The ability to summon any kangaroo in a 25-mile radius simply by closing your eyes and thinking, "Kangaroo, your master calls."
The power to make anything you say come true as long as you say it through a foghorn in Finnish while falling from a four-story building.
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