The Thing That Yoga Teachers Do That I Dislike The Most Is...
When they are overly preachy (Look dude, you are a yoga teacher not the Dali Lama)
Tells raunchy jokes (Remind me to bring a bar of soap next time!)
Talks too much (Information overload...snore...)
Is rude or confrontational with the students (I didn't realize this was "Yoga for Masochists")
Shows up late (It's okay, I kept myself busy picking the lint off of my towel)
Gives inappropriate adjustments (I don't think my "no-no private parts" need adjusting, but thanks anyways)
Makes the room too hot (Mr. Bikram's understudy I presume?)
Smells Bad (It sure smells "organic" in here today)
Doesn't explain things well (So my right leg is supposed to wrap around my big toe, and then what?)
Doesn't play music (Some tunes please so I don't have to listen to "Greg the Grunter" and "Molly the Moaner" please.)
Plays Music (I can't hear myself think, much less breathe!)
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