First of all, where is this kid's daddy? Is one of those wah-wah-wah niggas his pops? Someone needs to teach this kid about self-esteem and masturbation. There is no reason to let this kid be two bad things simultaneously. He is a depressed simp. He simps for the Red Headed Girl, and he is depressed because his parents won't buy him any new clothes. Matter of fact, none of those kids got new clothes. And there are no parents anywhere. What the fuck is this? Children of the Corn? I don't even think there was really a teacher, either. I bet that they were just playing a tape recorder, and had played it so long that it turned into a garbled mess. None of the kids knew what was being said, so they all improvised. Charlie needs to learn to be a pimp. Who the hell taught Snoopy? Why can't they sprinkle Charlie's ass? Linus needs to kick his ass. Old punk ass pussy ass depressed ass mark ass stupid ass bald headed cancer victim looking motherfucker.
I digress.
In summation, Charles is a pussy. And he will never be a good pitcher, kicker, or person. He fails at life. He needs to have a cloud over his head like Pigpen.
#Fin
R2ThaEdgy - 13 years ago
Charlie Brown will always be a bitchass nigga in my book for not smashing the little Red-Headed girl.
a) She had to ask HIM to dance with her at the school dance
b) Gingers are DOCUMENTED and PROVEN freaks...he couldda hit that from the back and then ALL of his problems would have been solved
Clearly as proven by the law of averages and the general status quo is America, any white man in this country w/o a bitch to slap around and make his dinner is doing something wrong.
#losing
Tatum - 13 years ago
I am big fan of The Peanuts (espcially Franlin the only black one). If you really look at it Chralie Brown is a bit sad but he is surround by Bad friends & family. His sister doesn't really respect him. His dog is a dick(on the christmas special snoopy is the 1st to laugh at him). Lucy won't let the poor guy kick the football, His head is mostly that big from years of falling on it. Not to mention there is clearly a lack of parental supervision. I think if charley brown spent more time with Franklin & Pig pen he wouldn't be so Depressed.
Slade - 13 years ago
Well, it was a cartoon but you always knew dude wasn't going to win. He always got played. Kinda like road runner and coyote. I always hoped the coyote would catch his ass. Somma bitch!
Max. G - 13 years ago
i mean charile did go to another 7 year old for Psychiatric help. lol im just sayin
Say what you want about Charlie Brown but Charles Schulz figured something out. He made $1.1 Billion dollars over is lifetime with those kids.
Last year, the only dead guys earning more money were MJ, Elvis, J.R.R Tolkien. Schulz's estate made 33 million last year.
@Max, probably because he couldn't understand the adults. shit they sound like deaf hookers deep throating a 12 inch dick
lol
First of all, where is this kid's daddy? Is one of those wah-wah-wah niggas his pops? Someone needs to teach this kid about self-esteem and masturbation. There is no reason to let this kid be two bad things simultaneously. He is a depressed simp. He simps for the Red Headed Girl, and he is depressed because his parents won't buy him any new clothes. Matter of fact, none of those kids got new clothes. And there are no parents anywhere. What the fuck is this? Children of the Corn? I don't even think there was really a teacher, either. I bet that they were just playing a tape recorder, and had played it so long that it turned into a garbled mess. None of the kids knew what was being said, so they all improvised. Charlie needs to learn to be a pimp. Who the hell taught Snoopy? Why can't they sprinkle Charlie's ass? Linus needs to kick his ass. Old punk ass pussy ass depressed ass mark ass stupid ass bald headed cancer victim looking motherfucker.
I digress.
In summation, Charles is a pussy. And he will never be a good pitcher, kicker, or person. He fails at life. He needs to have a cloud over his head like Pigpen.
#Fin
Charlie Brown will always be a bitchass nigga in my book for not smashing the little Red-Headed girl.
a) She had to ask HIM to dance with her at the school dance
b) Gingers are DOCUMENTED and PROVEN freaks...he couldda hit that from the back and then ALL of his problems would have been solved
Clearly as proven by the law of averages and the general status quo is America, any white man in this country w/o a bitch to slap around and make his dinner is doing something wrong.
#losing
I am big fan of The Peanuts (espcially Franlin the only black one). If you really look at it Chralie Brown is a bit sad but he is surround by Bad friends & family. His sister doesn't really respect him. His dog is a dick(on the christmas special snoopy is the 1st to laugh at him). Lucy won't let the poor guy kick the football, His head is mostly that big from years of falling on it. Not to mention there is clearly a lack of parental supervision. I think if charley brown spent more time with Franklin & Pig pen he wouldn't be so Depressed.
Well, it was a cartoon but you always knew dude wasn't going to win. He always got played. Kinda like road runner and coyote. I always hoped the coyote would catch his ass. Somma bitch!
i mean charile did go to another 7 year old for Psychiatric help. lol im just sayin