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Oli Colgrave, if you must insist on impersonating me, please spell my name correctly...
Can someone tell Hugh to call me back it's been ages since he visited!
YES!!
If I get my baps out again, will I be a fit fresher?
The Dark Lord has returned! ^
You look cold, I'm going to hug you
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Shut up Radike he was blinded by my yellow socks
Ryan only got Katy in the face because he was blinded by the Spanish stallion's beauty.
Hi, I'm Gonzalo, I'm from Spain.
i would comment but i was too busy inverting the contents of the mahal
Obviously mate
I don't remember anything, I had half a shandy and the rest was just a blur.
actually i think you'll all find i did actually go back to hers, hello number 5
Fuck you all i was going to continue my excellent streak and get with her!
Im pissed off cos I was chirpsing her big time and she was all over me. She appreciated my game and I def would have at least fingered her in life. If not a blowy.
bint deserved it if you ask me
The Robinson girl was fitter before she got nailed in the head with a beer can on our swap! Whoever did that is a nob #pissingofftheonlyfitgirlonaswap
...and that's squash.
Peace out.
Just so all you bitches out there don't get confused - Susannah isn't my girl, she's just one of the many leagues of fans. I've still got time for the rest of you - as long as you accept one thing:
You'll never beat my one true love
I pulled my hamstring
So glad to see my dear Henry's brilliance being appreciated here. There's nothing sexier than a sweaty squash player who wears a headband and can speak dirty to me bilingually ;) x
In case you were wondering I know the fittest girl in North London...... she's unbelievable. She would wipe the floor with these amateurs, except maybe her younger sister who is also the fittest girl in North London
Hullo,
I'd just like to say that having enjoyed my fair share of buggery over the last five years, I can tell you that Matt (or Sir as he likes me to call him in private) is one of the finest young lads that has ever graced my bottom. If this is not enough to qualify him as the fittest of freshers (I've also heard that Claire is extremely adept with a stap-on) then frankly darlings, I don't know what is.
I ride horses,
I shoot animals,
I drink Pitt Juice,
I'm ever so frightfully nouveau,
I'm Sam Browne
and I'm voting Fitz (and my Daddy knows lots of people who can rig the system anyway)
Matt I don't want the sympathy vote...... but just to let you all know my cat died during my A Levels (pre-south east asia) and that's why I only got one a* :(:(
Almost forgot to say - I've actually already done a few modelling shots previous to this one........
Go to this address to see some professional pics of me:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.21788562164.51383.511567164&type=1
x-thefourthjonas-x
Missing my boyfriend :(:(
Just to re-iterate, I'm a Jew, and we've been through enough bullshit already, thanks (anyone heard of The Holocaust...???).
So we deserve to win.
Krazy Kuber
..................squash?
I think it is extremely racist that only white people are in this "Fittest Fresher" competition.
What, so blacks, coloured people and Asians aren't good-looking???
Errrr...have you ever SEEN Chris Brown?
I've had to face enough prejudice in my life - this literally makes me sick.
I voted Fitz because they were slightly more tanned than Robinson.
Ooooh dear.... Things are getting a bit heated here!!!
This should lighten the mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4quM5UZg1M
See him walking down the streeeeeet, on his floppy little feeeeeeeet, shopping penguin!!!
Mike, you're such a bloody chopper!
Nick, can you stop treating Rachel like an object - for a girl with such a fucking good rack she deserves some respect.
In case you haven't heard about me (unlikely), you might want to know that at my dad's knighthood, someone told me I looked like Robert Pattinson. I'm also a DJ.
Lovely Leahy for Fittest Fitz Fresher!!
In case you haven't heard about me (unlikely), you might want to know that at my dad's knighthood, someone told me I looked like Robert Pattinson. I'm also a DJ.
Lovely Leahy for Fittest Fitz Fresher!!
I think Rachel Courtenay-Pinfield should be the fittest girl at Fitz, instead of Claire. As a member of The Countryside Alliance, and The Campaign For Real Ale, I know quality when I see it. In fact, just the other week, I slipped it in there (like a cheeky edge to the boundary, just like I did when I was playing Wellington Thirds.) As an assistant director (at the ADC theatre, no big deal) I know how to spot talent. I'd dress her in vintage tweed and have her bending over to fetch port whilst I impose myself upon her.
Forgot to add, it's kind of a big deal but I got moved up a year in Chinese....if that's not what the ladies want I just don't know what is x squash x
This competition must be rigged; I'm the 4th Jonas brother, I must be fitter than that Robinson chump! The reasons I'm not part of the franchise are as follows: 1)Disney are anti-semitic
2) Disney felt that if there were four band members, pre teen girls may fantasize about group sex with all four, which contravenes the Supreme Court ruling (Roe vs Wade vs The Rock vs Kurt Angle) limiting the maximum number of preteen sex objects to 3
3) I'VE HAD SEX! Loads of it. With loads of girls. Literally, thousands of them. And their vaginas. Trust me, I can't remember their names (well I can remember some of them, but they dont have Facebook, shut up!).
I think female voters aren't taking into account the hygiene benefits of my circumcision; also, the variation in texture provides another level of pleasure. That's a scientific fact. Look Cambridge (if that is your real name), get it sorted, you know what to do!
I think you're all missing the important point here...... LADIES, Fitz has better to offer - if you want to get involved with the softest cheeks in Cambridge and a nationally ranked Squash player - http://www.facebook.com/henry.pelham you know where to find me ;) xxx
I don't understand this competition???????? Why are Claire 'n' Matt on the internet??
Do you know they are real people.
How do I get off this internet site?????????
BTW I'm literally the stupidest clever person!!!!!!
SQUASH!!
Seriously, I don't know who the fuck you people think you are, but where I'm from (Chichester), an HOT piece of ass like myself is something to shout about. Shout loud, like cheat on your girlfriend loud. Also, if you Cambridge pussyboys think you even deserve to vote on me you can think again. I ONLY sleep with guys who at least have a Range Rover and know how to make it rain in the club. You weirdo nerdfreaks can back off, it would take three of you to get me excited, and even then I'd only be about as moist as a Fitz Buttery chicken breast (not that moist, believe me gimps). Also, tits like mine (offensively massive) versus that bitch (excuse me love, I think two flies just landed under your top) makes this a non contest. I know I'm just being 'Punk'd' (I'm a bit of an A-Lister at home) so I'm waiting until all this nonsense blows over and i can get me a crack at that Ashton (Kutcher, twats). Scrummy!
Hi, it's David Leahy here, you might also know me as "Stealth" (just a name I developed at Eton - chose it myself). Anyway - basically my dad used to be CEO of Tesco, so I'm a pretty big deal anyway, but tbh the main point here is that I'm a good-looking muscular guy who girls literally throw themselves upon, and I literally can't understand why I wasn't chosen for this? I would have just stood there topless and everyone would have jizzed in their pants. I am definitely the best-looking guy at Fitz - just ask around. I'm not being arrogant, just factually correct. Please e-mail me on when we can have a re-match because this just isn't fair.
I just want to say to you Fitzwilliam guys that I think you're fucking amazing, and no-one here could have done a better job - especially me, I'm fugly!!;););) People are probably voting against you because they're just jealous. Love you both so much xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
Honestly don't know why I was put with Claire; could've won this with someone else.
Hey guys it's me (Matt Kuber) can you please just vote for me and Claire - I think this whole thing is really superficial and I think it's more about what's inside that counts! Thnx :)) xx
Why the fuck are Fitz losing, every fresher there is fucking hot! Heard they just picked names out the hat to choose these 'fit freshers' because any 0f them would have sufficed..... Hottest college around