What "Secret Santa" Gift Would YOU Leave Under A Republican Senator's Chair? (Poll Closed)

  • Coal
    5%

     
  • The actual text of the U.S. Constitution
    24%

     
  • Dr. Kevorkian
    6%

     
  • The most recent poverty statistics
    3%

     
  • A Dixie Chicks CD
    4%

     
  • George W. Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner
    8%

     
  • Lady Gaga
    5%

     
  • A pound of medical marijuana
    6%

     
  • Hillary Clinton
    1%

     
  • An official Ayn Rand dartboard
    2%

     
  • A six-pack of enemas
    14%

     
  • A one-way ticket to Fukushima
    7%

     
  • Other
    16%

Posted 7 years.