Pick the best Falling Skies caption
"I know you weren't expecting your father to come back with an alien wife, but you need to give your new stepmom the benefit of the doubt." -- Fungol
Oh my god, the Skitters killed Kenny! -- ScoobyDoo
Hal: "They can't be serious!!" Matt: "Why do they keep chanting Bieber?" Weaver: "They seem serious. C'mon, back inside." -- Jeff.Soto
Just when we think life can't possibly get any worse -- the 2nd Mass' stock of toilet paper runs out. -- SunSurfDolphins
Matt: "I don't understand! Where's Dad!!??" Hal: "There's a reason those are called 'mason jars', Matt..." -- Paul Lewandorski
"Stop looking at me, kid, we need to make funny faces for the camera. Otherwise, the "I Survived the Alien Invasion" scrapbook will just be depressing." -- Jessy Jacobs
Skitters. Taste the harness.® -- Thogar
Sorry kids, but with your dad gone it was up to me to explain the birds and the bees. -- AlexGreen04
Hal and the Captain comfort Matt as he awaits his turn at a post-apocalyptic bris clinic. -- Rfillingh
Hal: Is Pope actually cooking that Skitter? Matt: Do we have to eat it? Weaver: Run away, boys. I'll cover your retreat. -- 0KapiSeeks
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