Plans & Pricing
Which resolution should be my top priority?
Yes: score goals. Averaging two a tournament thus far, and even though three of those 12 games were against the Hurricanes, it still would be nice to be more productive.
Oh, and at least one of those goals needs to be on a breakaway, because OH MY GOD with the futility. I think in order to make that happen, I need to resolve either to deke or to shoot early.
Pack the phone charger, for the love of mike.
Don’t punch anyone in the head. (Unless they really, really deserve it.)
Do not stab, slice, step on, poke, crush, headbutt, kick or otherwise maim anyone on the bench (coaches included, but teammates especially).
Eat at least one meal that more resembles healthy dietary fuel than something from a Supersize Me sequel.
Pre-game enough Saturday afternoon to reach “brilliant,” without crossing over the line into “special.”
Drink water before beer. Or at least with beer.
Don’t get so hungover that a coach names a trash can in your honor.
Take pictures of anyone who does get that hungover.
Posted 7 years.
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