Laptop Stickers 2012 (Poll Closed)

  • Google is my dictionary.
    1.55%

     
  • Stuxnet
    0.75%

     
  • I never finish anyth…
    1.4%

     
  • 2+2=5 (for extremely large values of 2).
    1.67%

     
  • To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.
    1.88%

     
  • I'm not antisocial; I'm just not user friendly.
    4.35%

     
  • Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
    4.58%

     
  • SEC_RITY is not complete without U.
    1.9%

     
  • NO.
    0.84%

     
  • What could possibly go wrong?™
    4.1%

     
  • There's no place like 2130706433.
    1.13%

     
  • I would tweet the password, but it's more than 140 characters.
    3.12%

     
  • Do not remove this PC, security testing in progress.
    1.11%

     
  • This has to be a honeypot, right?
    1.61%

     
  • Seems legit.
    2.82%

     
  • Made of Bugs.
    0.9%

     
  • # [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click"
    3.22%

     
  • Malware free… or are u buying?
    0.52%

     
  • Chiquita
    0.21%

     
  • It's OK, Macs don't get viruses.
    2.63%

     
  • Click here.
    0.86%

     
  • Talk to the hand, because the iptables ain't listening.
    1.36%

     
  • Dropping packets never goes out of style.
    1.44%

     
  • My password list is stored in /dev/null.
    1.34%

     
  • Several neighbors have told me my network's safe!
    1.67%

     
  • The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not.
    5.16%

     
  • I don't care if you get my UDP jokes!
    2.15%

     
  • By clicking, you agree you have read the terms and conditions.
    1.8%

     
  • Wannabe Anonymous.
    0.88%

     
  • No money, no malware, no problem.
    0.86%

     
  • Do you want to join my botnet?
    2.55%

     
  • Don't worry… you can trust me.
    1.28%

     
  • Your password is safe with me.
    1.92%

     
  • Every cloud should have a lead lining.
    0.65%

     
  • We were all 0-day once.
    2.17%

     
  • iHack
    0.98%

     
  • #Hardened
    0.77%

     
  • My APT is bigger than your APT.
    1.07%

     
  • Hey, you, get outta my cloud!
    0.86%

     
  • Let's just go back to pencil and paper.
    0.84%

     
  • Would you like source code with that?
    1.36%

     
  • A closed port is a happy port.
    2.13%

     
  • My root password is ^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$.
    2.43%

     
  • It's not spam, it's just e-mail you don't know you want yet.
    0.98%

     
  • Software on this machine partially developed by DigiTask.
    0.27%

     
  • Protected by Bundestrojan.
    1%

     
  • Protected by Staatstrojan.
    0.48%

     
  • Unsecured PC, no antivirus, not updated, so please, try penetrating this.
    0.54%

     
  • If you see me laughing, you better have a backup.
    4.27%

     
  • I'm not anonymous.
    2.82%

     
  • Certificates for sale. Trust me.
    3.83%

     
  • Change your password before I change it for you.
    3.26%

     
  • You chose the venue: Facebook, Twitter or Skype?
    0.19%

     
  • Don't just stand there, reboot something!
    2.38%

     
  • I did it 4 the lulz.
    2.13%

     
  • Bug 647959 – Add Honest Achmed's root certificate
    1.02%

     
Posted 7 years.