What other amendments will conservatives in Wyoming try to attach to their "doomsday" bill?
From now on, all Wyoming trees will have to be the "right height"
New "personhood" law will make it illegal to abort a corporation
Upon independence, the new country of Wyoming will immediately change its name to "Wyo" to rid itself of any unpleasant Asian connotations
Radical lunatics on the new terrorist list will include Barack Obama, Rachel Maddow and the Snapple Lady
Unlimited copies of the Qur'an will be distributed as emergency firewood
The Wyoming calendar will immediately revert to any year preceding the Civil Rights Act of 1964
"Marriage" will be permanently defined as being between one man and one woman, or one man and one goat
Government will require mandatory vaginal probes of every man, woman and child
Any new government building will have to be painted really, really, really white
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