What would you do if you had to defecate badly, but there were no public restrooms available nearby? (poll 9994260)

What would you do if you had to defecate badly, but there were no public restrooms available nearby?

Relax and try to think about something else

Find the nearest tree to squat behind

Go in your pants, and deal with the consequences later

Carry a pooper scooper and plastic bag with you at all times

Avoid leaving the house if you've just had prunes or beans

Call 911

Other:

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