Jesus wil rise from the dead. And if he sees his shadow, it will be winter for six more weeks
I have to polish the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. That is not just a little bunny rabbit.
Forget the Easter bunny. I'm hanging out with Passover Mortimer. He's meshugenah!!!
All of these. And more. (For Kanerva, even though I forgot this choice the last few weeks.)