Everybody from the coldest pimp to the simpingest simp-saiyan has a simptastic moment. And like any other adversities in life, it's a matter of how you react. Are you the type that has a girl come over and cook grits when you sick(Mike Hitman), or just keep telling a chick she can do better(Drake).
SotaSlim651 - 12 years ago
I come from a long line of simps, dad was a jedi simp, grandpa was one of the first board members of the USA (united simps of america), Got my own Simp union card in my bill fold right now. If i had a theme music it would be boys to men "on bended knees" the most simpinest song in their repituare. Simps up Pimps down...one!
Everybody from the coldest pimp to the simpingest simp-saiyan has a simptastic moment. And like any other adversities in life, it's a matter of how you react. Are you the type that has a girl come over and cook grits when you sick(Mike Hitman), or just keep telling a chick she can do better(Drake).
I come from a long line of simps, dad was a jedi simp, grandpa was one of the first board members of the USA (united simps of america), Got my own Simp union card in my bill fold right now. If i had a theme music it would be boys to men "on bended knees" the most simpinest song in their repituare. Simps up Pimps down...one!
If you answered NO....
You are a lying sack of shit.
Or just afraid to look in the mirror.
If you ever been in love you've been a simp...
Aren't all married men simps at some point? If they truly love their wife that is. Don't even try to deny it Rod.