What campaign slogan do YOU think America should use to attract tourists? (Poll Closed)

  • America! Come for the All You Can Eat; Go Home for the Socialized Medicine
    21.74%

     
  • Our Eskimos Make Pies
    1.45%

     
  • Free Blowjobs from Local Slut Sandra Fluke with Every Disney Pass
    5.07%

     
  • Bush Who?
    4.35%

     
  • America: Now with Younger, Hotter TSA Agents
    2.17%

     
  • Come to America. We Probably Won't Shoot You if You Can Pass for White
    18.12%

     
  • The U.S.: No Formal Declarations of War Since 1942
    4.35%

     
  • See Our Pristine National Parks Before the GOP Gets a Hold of Them
    21.01%

     
  • America: A Real Pain in the Ass But, Like, Totally Worth It
    8.7%

     
  • Other
    13.04%

Posted 7 years.