Hillary Clinton Will Stay in the Race Just in Case:

Barack Obama is assassinated 9% (231 votes)
Barack Obama chokes on a wafer-thin mint 8% (211 votes)
Barack Obama erupts into flame 7% (172 votes)
Barack Obama gets bored and drops out 7% (187 votes)
Barack Obama is caught sodomizing an infant badger 11% (294 votes)
Barack Obama's Kundalini suddenly unwinds and he explodes, taking Portland with him 6% (163 votes)
Barack Obama is revealed as a time-traveling lizard man from Omega VII 13% (328 votes)
Barack Obama is filled with regret at his sexist attempt to deny Hillary the presidency 10% (261 votes)
Barack Obama is suddenly engulfed in a wave of raspberry marshmallow creme 9% (237 votes)
Barack Obama is finally revealed to be BLACK, whose BLACKY BLACK BLACKNESS will destroy us all 19% (478 votes)

Total Votes: 2,562

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