If the GOP succeeds in criminalizing adult pornography, what will those porn-hungry conservatives do for fun? (Poll Closed)

  • Volunteer to supervise all those mandatory vaginal probes
    17%

     
  • Close their eyes and re-run Sarah Palin's 2008 convention speech over and over and over
    9%

     
  • Cut more holes in their bedsheets
    5%

     
  • See if Monica Lewinsky is looking for a new internship
    3%

     
  • Make obscene TTY phone calls to all the athletes in the Deaflympics
    2%

     
  • Glue Sandra Fluke's face over Mary's on their home reproductions of the Pieta
    3%

     
  • Georgia O'Keefe, lots of Georgia O'Keefe
    10%

     
  • Oxycodone
    15%

     
  • Host an exchange for men to trade in their lesbian DVD collections for subscriptions to the JC Penny catalog
    3%

     
  • Wake up and realize that if they wanted bad dialog and nonsensical plots they could just read Ayn Rand
    23%

     
  • Other
    9%

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