Russell Wilson is so short...

  • his shorts are actually pants.
    0%
    0 votes

     
  • he rides his pet turtle, "Squirtle" to practice.
    10%
    1 vote

     
  • he bathes in a teacup.
    10%
    1 vote

     
  • he wears the number 3 because he's actually 3 feet tall and proud of it, dammit!
    10%
    1 vote

     
  • his pants are actually jodhpurs.
    40%
    4 votes

     
  • his jodhpurs are actually Squirtle's.
    30%
    3 votes

     

Posted 7 years.

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