Will you suffer during the Aporkalypse?
No. Bacon is the real source of global warming, not regular climate cycles exacerbated by human pollution, and the planet will be better off without pigs.
No. I have already begun hoarding bacon. Don't bother looking for Miss Piggy in the next Muppet Movie, "Kermit & Al Gore's Global Warming Adventure."
Yes. I will miss my bacon. There has been no global warming since the end of the last Ice Age when God set the Celestial Thermostat to where it will remain for all eternity.
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