Which of these Babes Should Control the Human Universe?
Barack "Onion Sautée" Obama: Cilantro tastes like soap!
28%
(1,784 votes)
For whatever reason, I decided upon birth not to be an American, and thus have forfeited my right to have an opinion.
19%
(1,195 votes)
They're completely ignoring the bald demographic! That's why I'm voting for Mr. Clean.
16%
(1,005 votes)
Enough with the POLITICS already! I only come here for the religious propaganda!
14%
(902 votes)
CG: I AM TOO YOUNG TO VOTE SO INSTEAD I KICKSTUCKED A HOMESTARTER
12%
(788 votes)
Mitt "The Hedgehog" Romney: With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
11%
(729 votes)
Total Votes: 6,403
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