Would you arrest a goat for stealing a car?
Yes. The laws apply to everyone, even goats, and arresting goats is simply part of a pure zero tolerance crime policy.
No. Theiving goats should have their limitations taken into consideration and they should be rehabilitated into contributing members of barnyard society.
No. I would take the goat home and roast it.
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